It's Been a While

First, a guest entry from Ms. Carly as quoted by Professor Martinez in a 300 level (?) Spanish class in reference to past participles: "It's like Frito. In your face. Like BAM!"

If you have any thoughts, quotes, or funny professors you would like to share with the world, please let me know.

The regulars!

Professor Park ECON200
21.9.2010 -- "All of a sudden Lady Gaga sings a song about Monet and all of a sudden he's very popular and your painting is worth a lot more."
21.9.2010 -- "You bond better with your family if you have popcorn. Or on a date: you have to share popcorn. It's a rule."
28.9.2010 -- "People know what bondage is, but not bonds."
28.9.2010 -- "It's like a break up fee -- we should have that! 'You promised to go to prom with me.' 'No. Here's $100, now go away."
28.9.2010 -- "Let's say I'm a reformed Gecko."
28.9.2010 -- "Think that's not a lot? Try multiplying it by $500 billion."
01.10.2010 -- On hairdressers "They handle chemicals and sharp scissors...they need a license."
01.10.2010 -- "Okay, you're an honors class, I'll go faster."
01.10.2010 -- "The diagram has to look like this. But not always."
01.10.2010 -- "I still write speeches on napkins."

Professor Cheh ENVS580
20.9.2010 -- "If you're in the subway and the world goes dark, you've probably been exposed to a nerve agent. So you want to get out and seek medical attention. And on the way out don't touch anything."
20.9.2010 -- "Rice is much more complicated than us. It's a big come down for the human species."
20.9.2010 -- "Sounds really fishy to me -- you have a bit of salmon in my food?"
20.9.2010 -- "If you move a gene from me into a tomato have you created a me? No, the tomato's a lot stupider."
20.9.2010 -- "It's a very stupid enzyme."
27.9.2010 -- "This is...unethical."
27.9.2010 -- "Obviously if you're trying to poison someone you want something that works at low concentrations."
27.9.2010 -- "Smoking is like playing Russian roulette with three bullets; one bullet says lung cancer, two bullets say heart disease."
04.10.2010 -- "What if people expose themselves?"

Professor Tudge BIO 110
01.10.2010 -- "Beer, wine, bread...the staples of life."