September 18, 2010

More from Professor Cheh
13.9.2010-- "White hairs are tombstones to dead neurons."
13.9.2010-- "Being force-ably sterilized against your will is not a good way to engender happiness."
13.9.2010-- "What are the odds that some animal would come along and pee on it saying NITROGEN."

More from Professor Tudge
14.9.2010-- "The ovum you girls are carrying right now..."
14.9.2010-- "Nobody's worried about getting anthrax from rolling in the dirt, playing rugby. No they're worried about getting it in the mail from someone you don't like.
14.9.2010-- "You can go to the hospital to get your nails clipped and you'll get mercer and then die. Stay away from hospitals; people die there. I's a very unsafe place."
14.9.2010-- About your stomach: "Everything dies there. You could die there."
17.9.2010-- "Sounds a bit like a zombie movie doesn't it?"

More from Professor Park
14.9.2010-- "I could be old fashioned and use chalk, but then I'll get my hands dirty."
14.9.2010-- "Not Starbucks, but Starshmucks..they're only offering $2.45."
14.9.2010-- "They're the trendiest people on Earth: they wear earrings, they dye their hair purple, they speak Latin. I don't want to try to haggle wit them."
14.9.2010-- "They're not high wage, high skilled workers, even though they speak Latin."
17.9.2010-- " As TJ said..." Long awkward pause. "Thomas Jeffereson."
17.9.2010-- "When I was in school in Canada, people thought the idea of the pursuit of happiness was really corny."
17.9.2010-- "After six, you want to go to the bathroom. After ten it's like you're a political prisoner, forced to eat Domino's."
17.9.2010-- "After you finish your aplia and you call 555-LOVE you realize it's $6.99 for the first minute, but only $4.99 for the next minute."
17.9.2010-- After class repeats a math equation: "A little bit slower for the SIS students."
17.9.2010-- "The slippers, those were forced on me. But the pill...I wanted it."
17.9.2010-- "That's none of your bleep bleep business. I want that car for zero. That's what I'm willing to pay."
17.9.2010-- "There's this other show, Who Wants to Deal with Howie."

In other news, I got up bright and early yesterday morning and walked down to the mall (five miles) with Corinne, Nick, and John. Hope the photos come out well, but I will let you know. Just woke up about an hour ago from 12+ hours of sleep. Boy did that feel good.