Some Early Classics

From Environmental Science 580 by Professor Cheh

29.8.2010 -- "If you're president...well, you're probably an old man."
29.8.2010 -- "Keep the boys and girls apart. Actually, now we have contraception so you don't have to keep the boys and girls apart."

From Biology 110 by Professor Tudge

24.8.2010 -- "The only way to avoid evolution is to die."
27.8.2010 -- "The whole goddamned universe came into being in a nanosecond."
27.8.2010 -- "People burn very well too, we just don't use them as fuel yet. That might be the solution to overpopulation."
27.8.2010 -- "You'll get fat and explode and then you'll die."
10.9.2010 -- "Swimming in millions and gillions and Brazilians of water."
10.9.2010 -- "Also, they just had sex, and that's enough to kill anyone."

From Environmental Science 360 by Professor MacAvoy

27.8.2010 -- In reference to a shut down of the ATC "Yea, that got to hot."
03.9.2010 -- "That was a terrible example. Obviously I want a beer. It's afternoon, right?"
07.9.2010 -- "If you're in doubt guess."

From Economics 200 by Professor Park

24.8.2010 -- "Sometimes things happen. Like an emergency or you get arrested."
27.8.2010 -- "Time is scarce...instead you could've gone on a date, or gone on match.com"
27.8.2010 -- "I recommend buying a system like this just to hear the dinosaurs thumping."
27.8.2010 -- "You gotta mention liberty."
27.8.2010 -- "Who am I? Why am I here? Why didn't I got to the prom?"
27.8.2010 -- "Can opener, milk, bread, sugar, popcorn...the necessities."
03.9.2010 -- "I wouldn't carry that bag. It's not the right color for me."
03.9.2010 -- "I'm not telling you when to get married. I'm just telling you what the data showed."
07.9.2010 -- In reference to his background changing "No more crab. I ate the crab."
07.9.2010 -- "There's no evidence that horns or antlers or tiger gall bladders act as an aphrodisiacs...I can tell you that."
07.9.2010 -- "Economics as a major is an inferior good."
10.10.2010 -- "You need at least one heart. Any less than that and it's really dangerous."
10.10.2010 -- "Besides, it takes a while you have to look for your teeth, your keys...it's too much work."
10.10.2010 -- "For men, personal hygiene is not a high priority."

From Chemistry 210 by Professor Armstrong
02-9-2010 -- "This chapter is about sticky."
09.9.2010 -- "Polonium is radioactive, so we're not going to play with that."
13.9.2010 -- "We can get you to equilibrium by burning you. And you'd increase global warming. Why don't you spontaneously combust?"